Let's face it. If you're a white boy, and you're not some hulking bad ass dude who can take care of himself, chances are when you're tossed into a holding cell with horny blacks dude as your cellie, he's gonna make you his bitch. We've heard it before, and we've seen it before. It's about to go down again. Poor Ares. Tossed into the hokie for a DUI. Simple, right? Just sleep it off and pay the fine in the morning. Problem 1: there's no correction officers anywhere to be found. Problem 2: Ares has a cellie, and he goes by the moniker "Deepdicc", and Deep hasn't seen his girlfriend since getting locked up weeks ago. I'm sure you know who's the Barn Boss today.