Some call it "urban legend", but if you've ever worked in an emergency room, you know it to be true: when an object gets pushed up into the rectum, sometimes it doesn't come out. Take Mitch Vaughn, for example. The poor guy was partying hard on a Friday night, and Saturday morning he's at his physician's office with the embarrassing confession. "It's so far up there, doc, you're gonna need to put on a glove and pull it out!" The doctor, of course, does lots more to help Mitch with his problem, and in the end comes the biggest confession of all. Mitch never had anything lodged up his butt. He just wanted his handsome black doctor to take his lily white ass!!